Kelly Stanze

The former identity of @KellyStanze. Pronounced STAN-zee. I like digital marketing, strange pets and running.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

@jerodmcdaniel @CbellesimonLeah @MegRaeB @PythaCrank @ksenapathy @taylorfarmwife @thekbaldwin Agree to disagree. But what do I know? I’m just a digital strategist with a background in PR who spends her days doing analysis on user intent, customer behavior and the way that Internet habits translate to purchase.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

@CbellesimonLeah @MegRaeB @jerodmcdaniel @PythaCrank @ksenapathy @taylorfarmwife @thekbaldwin Just tossing this out there...but I think Ag Twitter should be more concerned about the image they’re portraying to their customers than watching one woman who - rightly so - questions the status quo. I wonder how many women eat beef and are tired of mansplaining?

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Broke 2 nails today ripping up sod for my vegetable garden so I guess you could just call me Laura Ingalls Wilder.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

There are few things in this life that feel lonelier than insomnia.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Wait, I found one! One. Happy #WomensDay2018 everyone.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Sitting in a session about #inclusion and there’s not a single man in this meeting. This situation says so much more than my words ever could.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Can someone help me understand why everyone is celebrating Tonya Harding all of a sudden? (I mean, other than the obvious of the movie.) She’s still considered a pretty, uh, not nice person...right?

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Kansas City: where the wind shakes the house so hard you don’t even notice the earthquakes. https://t.co/MO6Pi74aCX

[Ronelle Williams @rnllwilliamswx]

OK earthquakes didn't cause much damage. A third late last night wasn't felt at all. @KCTV5 @KCTV5Weather

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

@rnllwilliamswx @KCTV5 @KCTV5Weather I didn’t even notice. Probably because the wind was already shaking the house like crazy!

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Totally normally to feel completely emotionally exhausted after watching “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2,” right?

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

Current domesticity level: canceling fun date night plans out on the town because we would both rather go furniture shopping.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

@BestBuy, you guys need seating for wives waiting while their husbands look at TVs for the 70th time in the last 3 months.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

If putting mousse from my leftover birthday cake in my coffee is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Kelly Stanze @kmrivard]

We have officially hit the season where the weather is nice enough that my arms are 2 different shades. Open window driving, y'all.