aspirin

id rather die than be famous ||
yes im still on #shedtwt

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

✿ ai-ana ✧ aspirin + more
. ❥ 15 yrs old — she / her
. 𐔌՞hehehehehehh՞𐦯
˙𐃷˙ ( bipolar 1 )
#shedtwt #promotwt #ptvtwt #tokyoghoultwt #yumetwt

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@angelflesh3

[keiran @2ykatzs]

yes there is, psychologically and biologically. let me nerd out again, backed with citations 🤓

If you’ve ever felt this way and parang naiisip mo na ay ang oa over nmn sa tawa beh, hindi talaga. There are explanations as to why this happens !

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@keowonara aray

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@laingapologist @weitoearth dami mong alam, siguro masikip ka

[۪ @rajeiohead]

bakit ba feeling ng mga lalaki sobrang importante ng tite nila omds kung may tite lang ako napwetan na sana kitaaa ❤️

[k... @dxxlkr]

lmfao FYI, Filipino spaghettis has banana ketchup with antioxidants, antihistamine, anti-inflammatory, antibiotic, with glutathione and silymarin extract, with ginkgo biloba-e

[drei | lf moots @dreinnadrein]

@s4kisu being accused of being a dds is more offensive than slurs. i would rather die

[❰❰𝐼𝑠𝑟🔪𝑙❱❱℡+970 @daanjiji]

I wrote your tweet

[slushy ♡ 32 DAYS UNTIL CO09PS @NlCOLEIST]

its crazy that class of 09 is set in a time period where people actually spoke like this

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@AlekirserVA manahimik ka nga!!!! hmp! nakakainis!!

[cha @naimcha_]

Politics so hard, nawala na porn sa feed ko

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@empyrealfelix biro ba to bat parang naiinis ako

[Nic @JQAfan]

New slang just dropped: brokay

Bro + Okay

Use this when you want to say okay to your bros

Example

Bro: can you please help me get the soda can off my dick without cutting it
Me: Brokay

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@Bozolicious69 @flutterpufff oh fuck! really?? guess i should give up on my dream of being a surgeon to go get employed as a factory worker since they earn the same millions a surgeon does...

[Juan 🇦🇷. @JuanmaB_1803]

@Bozolicious69 "Fuck ass communists didn't think this one thought, did they"

Marx on his deathbed:
ENGELS WE FORGOT ABOUT THE SURGEONS FUCKKK NEVERMIND I'M AN ULTRALIBERAL NOW

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

Oh okay

[steak @communicat1022]

My mom put my cum sock to wash with my sisters ovulation soaked undies and I cant tell her we’re now in the realm of an incestoid homunculus who is colonizing through the secret breeding chemical in tide pods. Because its my dna in the homunculus. It’s my son who will kill us all

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@sssssssolitary ay gagi hnd pala kita oomf

[aspirin @kmsatoria]

@sssssssolitary opo... nahihiya lng po ak...