My 3.5 yr old insisted that the red and blue paint were better mixed together. And that America should get a cake for its bday. Such a refreshing take on the 4th. I pledge to read #4booksforJuly4th about kindness, tolerance and truth 🇺🇸
My 3 yr old informed me today that even though his 20 month old brother loves Daddy so much, he loves me so much because I’m “soooo squishy” (look of total joy on his face) #happymothersday
Shout out to the pbs kids app for not working and then only starting up again when my kid took a bite of his dinner like I said it would. Same time same place tomorrow 👍 #toddlerdinner#momwin#fbisionmommysside
Just went to sit down post dinner and forgot that the 1.5 yr old spilled my water all over the only chair, so I gave up and went and got a towel and am currently still standing... and if that isn’t a metaphor for motherhood I don’t know what is #is2under4athing#buttheyrecuteso
3.5 yr old accidentally(ish) pushed the 1.5 yr old off the couch.. during a real learning conversation about it the 1.5 yr old comes over, puts his finger on my nose and says “boop”. V glad everyone is taking me seriously around here #toddlers#momlife#boop
Get it ladies in white! Tbh I haven’t watched enough to comment on content, but I do hope everyone skipped their workouts today, bc this squat regimen is no joke. #sotu
I’m pretty sure my toddler is yoga breathing himself to sleep right now. This is new.. and we don’t do yoga. V glad one of us is zen 💆🏻♀️🍷 #toddlerbedtime#wineismyyoga
Quickly realizing that I would be the worst football ref ever. Everyone would be in time out. “You go sit on that 15 yard line.. we do not punch our friends in the face like that” #SuperBowl53#AmIDoingThisRight