Kristen Murphy

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

@KamalaHQ Never prouder to be a Masshole than now. 💙💙💙💙💙

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

@LastWeekTonight Wheeeeee! Can you talk about the sexxxxy topic of groundwater pumping? https://t.co/cvDYEDm2Ye

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

.@StephenKing did you hear Rosie's is closing? 😢 https://t.co/xXLXar0K6X

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

Seeing @StephenKing in the Hemingford Home ad on #TheStand Just brilliant.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

And here is a GIF of an all-mouse band.

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

@realDonaldTrump This is called @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris getting better ratings than you. Buh bye.

[Will McAvoy @WillMcAvoyACN]

Kamala Harris comes out in a white pant suit on the 100th anniversary of the first election with Women's Suffrage.

A whole lot of symbolism there.

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

No doubt

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

One of the best days of my life.

[Darrell Hammond @DarrellCHammond]

Sorry to hear of the passing of #SeanConnery, my condolences to his family. Always loved doing my silly impressions of him, RIP 🙏🏻

“Mr Connery you wear me out!“
“You didn’t say that last night when I was pumping moo goo gai pan all over your tonsils!”

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Looks like Mike Pence has locked up the white suburban mortician vote.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

He should smile more.

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

Enough is enough I would like to moderate these debates since no one knows how to tell them to shut the fuck up. It's a DEBATE. There are RULES. I'll do it if I can have a bottle of tequila, a mute button and a cattle prod only if absolutely necessary.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Pence demanding that Harris answer *his* own personal questions when he won’t even answer the moderator’s is gross, and exemplary of the gender dynamics so many women have to deal with at work.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Kamala is doing a better job of moderating this debate than any debate moderator in history. #VPDebate #ScreamHere

[Kristen Murphy @kmurph]

"the slanders against Donald trump" - Pence

You mean, him saying verbal diarrhea publicly?

#Debates2020 #KamalaHarris

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

"I'm speaking." This should be a 101 taught to all young girls. Nobody taught us this in the '80s.

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

Kamala Harris has the best “I can’t believe this bullshit right HERE” face I have ever seen

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

IT MEANS YOU OWE MONEY TO SOM-BOD-EE. #VPDebate