Kayla Murphy

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[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

Hi @PatMcAfeeShow I don’t understand what the hierarchy is with the chairs. Why doesn’t everyone get a comfy chair?? I did try asking my husband & he replied “I have no fucking clue ask Pat McAfee” so please respond so that I can hold this over him for the rest of our lives ty

[jenlafren @jenlafren]

Official petition for Nacho to join the beach #BachelorInParadise

[Tom Gara @tomgara]

Honestly, this creates an incredible legacy moment for Biden. He now gets to appoint a new Try Guy, meaning a full 1/4 of all the Try Guys will be Biden appointees

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[David N Hackney MD, FACOG @DavidNHackney]

Abortion for *lethal* fetal anomalies is now *illegal* in Ohio

I’m a high-risk obstetrician here. I diagnose birth defects

So some point soon I may look someone in the eyes & say that they, against their will, will carry to term, undergo delivery & then have their child die

[Dr. Jennifer Cassidy @OxfordDiplomat]

THREAD: As Roe v Wade trends.

The people of Ireland deeply remember Savita Halappanavar. If the people of the United States have not heard this story, please read. If you feel comfortable.

In Oct 2012, Savita arrived in an Irish hospital, complaining of lower back pain that…

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

Me literally 15 minutes into @JeremyRenner on @ArmchairExpPod:

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

#PMSFANDUELFAMILY I am once again asking for your consideration

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

#FanDuelPMSSuperShow please pick me they turned off the puppy bowl for this

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

It me (I will have my descendants log onto my Twitter each October 28thto retweet this for the rest of eternity just FYI)

[marnie the dog @MarnieTheDog]

It me

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

Hello yes it’s me another day of being disappointed with @ChipotleTweets, on today’s episode of “literally please just a chicken burrito with fajita veggies and brown rice” we have……tomatoes/salsa? Sour cream? Noodles???? Didn’t know we had noodles but ok

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

NOT HUMAN CHURROS #BACHELORINPARADISE

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

@planet_laub Hi Laura! There actually sure is: https://t.co/Fvciy2dfIO

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

@planet_laub Hi Laura! Here’s a great excerpt of how being vaccinated helps keep others safe

[Brigid Lawrence (she/her) @brigidedmunds]

This is a very important thread. It’s easy to get sucked into the theories on social media, but speculation is just that.

[Kayla Murphy @kmurphy_]

Matt told me to bring leftover chicken wings for work to eat at my desk tomorrow for lunch

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Brendan and Pieper are the masterminds of a very poorly planned crime #BachelorInParadise