IRS: you owe us taxes
Me: how much do I owe?
IRS: you get to figure that out
Me: can I just pay what I want?
IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too
Me: what if I guess wrong?
IRS: jail
parents please check your Halloween candy I just found mindflayer tadpoles altered with ancient netherese magic and weaponized by a villainous well-dressed triad for world domination in my son’s reeses
Love being medically gaslit now because they put me on an antibiotic I can't take I'm 10x sicker and have to wait til tomorrow to start the right one. Thank God for the on call
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