Kris🔟

she/her 🌻
“Despite it all” 💖

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Learned my lesson on this one 💀

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

a man who posts more than me could never be my man. one diva per household

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

New guy helps a lot with my confidence too. I’ll never forget him telling me “you have a good body, you need to show it off more”. I’m always insecure about my body but I’ve never thought twice about him seeing any part of me bc he lovessss my body entirely

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

My ex knew I always struggled with disordered eating & every time I went to eat/drink almost anything he’d go “you don’t need that” after telling him repeatedly to stfu about my eating🙃 I’ve never felt better about my body than I have since dumping him 💃

[cal ✮ & that @dimplevfx]

for my anorexia recovery, i went to a cafe and ordered a cookie and an old man immediately came up to me and said “you don’t wanna eat that you will ruin your perfect figure” …

[Big ol Wave 🌊 @BigolWave]

Part of becoming an adult is realizing you have to abuse stimulants

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Yall this man stresses me out 😭😭 but at least I know if I get cancer, I’m still getting laid 💃🤣

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

And the bread was freshly homemade too. Honey said that was the best part of the meal like it wasn’t the easiest part 🙄 like fym it took me 35 minutes to make the sauce for the salmon & 5 minutes of work to make the bread

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

I’m not proud of much in this life but I’m damn proud of my cooking skills. For someone why can’t eat food, I feel like I killed it tonight

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i've had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he's alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

We are Macklemore! We carry the thrift shop!

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

I hadn’t cleaned my hamster tank in a hot minute bc I honesty figured he’d die soon but I finally had enough & cleaned it today and my poor little baby is so upset :((( I feel like such an asshole but it had to be done 😭 my heart hurts so much

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

My man fucking loves rage baiting Molly & Molly fucking loves when he does it 🤣

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

So the burns on my hands went away then came back. Then my skin where it was burned started feeling like alligator skin. Started flaking last night so I ripped all the skin off & now it’s all beautiful new skin.

I will die before I take those antibiotics again

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Fun fact - tetracycline antibiotics can cause severe sun sensitivity.

Found that out when I got sunburned through a window with a sunshade on it in about 10 minutes

First time I’ve blistered from sunburn since I was a child 🙃

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

I’ve had this burn for a week almost & new blisters are still popping up… I’ll die before I ever take tetracycline antibiotics again

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Me & my mans smoke American Spirits every now & again when drinking. My brother put his Marlboro out on my railing & my man comes in like “who the hell smokes Marlboros?”

My brother almost got my ass in so much trouble 😭

[longlivemir @foresthillbaby]

anybody else notice how gen z stopped the anti cigarette shit soon as this life shit got serious

[صفا @user260600]

i rather my man commit fraud than post aesthetic photos dump saying goodbye to august

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

She took 2 mice today! My baby girl is a hungry baby

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Went to a reptile show, got a new snake, and hard launched my man on fb all in the same day. Been a busy but great day.

Also I think my aunt is more thirsty for my man than I am

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Baby girl took her first meal like a champ today 💪 I would die for her

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Since I lost the weight, I’ve been fucking obsessed with my collarbones. Weird af but they’re becoming one of my favorite parts of me

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

If there’s one thing I don’t learn, it’s my lesson 🤣

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

Today was rough. Got drunk af last night. Went 4+ rounds with my man. Didn’t take my meds. Got maybe 2 hours of sleep. Woke up still drunk. Belly ring had fallen out so I had to repierce it. Worked a 10 hour shift. And I’m about to do it all over again tonight 🤣

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

He knows me so well

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

My family won’t take anymore & I’m out of ideas. I can only force feed my man so many. My tomato plants are nowhere near done for the year 😭😭😭

[Kris🔟 @kmw___333]

I chaos gardened my tomatoes thinking they wouldn’t all grow. Well they all grew and now I’m picking ~30-40 tomatoes every day. I picked them yesterday & made NINE CUPS of salsa with them and didn’t even use all that I picked yesterday. There’s so many in my fridge.

Pls help