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follow me on Instagram @wraybot where i'm doing my yarn thing 24/7 ❤️

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I also have a very nice selection of MeUndies that might work as some sort of personal protective equipment. They’re made out of Modal, y’all.

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Pretty sure most of the world would understand at this point if I went to the grocery store with a pad stuck to my face.

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Thankfully I stocked up on Diet Coke when I did my panic shopping the other day, because I just found a giant bottle of Malibu in our house 🏖

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I haven’t been on Twitter in ages but here’s a thought: Monica and Ross are a little handsy.

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@szyzy Sounds like a job for a man I’m married to. Not Chad, tho.

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Frankie says, “Everything sucks.”

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@juliannavision I do the Marge “wood chipper” voice a lot when I’m drunk.

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if you want to see a good #astarisborn, highly recommend the 70s Babs one but get ready to cry forever.

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saw #astarisborn last night, can sum it up like this:

a worn leather boot falls in love with Lady Gaga’s nose and drinks itself to death.

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Probably not the best sign when your reusable cold compress smells like a foot.

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Lord help me I just got ma’am-ed in a store by a sweet baby angel who looked like an extra from Riverdale #officiallyold

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@MisoCraftyKnits and then you get home and realize somehow it’s all puffed rice snacks and quinoa

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this weather situation is producing a heckin' ton of good band names tho.

major hurricane
florence upgraded
barreling towards Hawaii

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back on twitter because i was missing the hot world goss.
kidding, i'm just tracking the hurricane.

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@sadaboutchiffon @szyzy I was about to send this to you when I realized it popped up in my feed because of you. So thank you 💕

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“This is fine”

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it sounds like i'm being trepanned right now (contractors working on the house) and i don't even get to experience spiritual enlightenment after.

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@szyzy ITS MEEEEE KATHYYYYYY COME OOOOVERRRRRR

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The relief that comes when you see that a Facebook friend's once-ugly baby has grown up into a freakin cute kid.

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@juliannavision so freakin happy for you! 🥂🍾🍻