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This is officially a back-up account in case @knewnez gets hacked again. #UnhackKnewnez #KnewnezUnhacked

[eli @kn3wnez]

I opened this account because the Nazi that owns this place cut staff focusing on security and my account was hacked by bitcoin douchebags. Happy anniversary to my backup account. #MyXAnniversary

[eli @kn3wnez]

I created this backup account because some asshat hacked my account to advertise crypto bullshit. I’m so glad that third rate Bond villain bought this website because someone hurt his feelings then he turned it into an even bigger hellscape than it already was. #MyXAnniversary

[eli @kn3wnez]

After 46 days, I’ve finally regained access to @knewnez! This account will remain dormant until another crypto bot hacks my account. #UnhackKnewnez —> #KnewnezUnhacked

[eli @kn3wnez]

I chewed a hole in my thumb the size of Bakersfield while watching tonight’s game. #SACvsGSW #Game6 #NBAPlayoffs #LetsGoKings #SacramentoProud #FeelTheRoar #LightTheBeam

[eli @kn3wnez]

@f_francavilla @m_giacchino @MarvelStudios @MondoNews Mine arrives next week.

[eli @kn3wnez]

I was there (NYE in San Francisco 2006 and Red Rocks 2016)!

[truant finds home @pj_history]

Happy bday, Jim James!

The @mymorningjacket frontman turns 45 today. Back in '06, MMJ opened for PJ leading to Ed guesting on "It Makes No Difference" and "A Quick One While He's Away." Over the yrs, the 2 bands have covered many of the same songs. #tfh

https://t.co/YDQ3Lunk48

[eli @kn3wnez]

I got a ticket to to see @PearlJam in Minnesota! #TenClub #FeelingMinnesota

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Just as a reminder: Whatever their reasons for today's news, Fox was fine with airing all the Tucker comments in this segment. https://t.co/4xNpTN4UzV

[eli @kn3wnez]

What’s the over/under on the amount of time it’ll take for that spineless bag of dolphin shit to end up back on television?

[eli @kn3wnez]

Disappointed that five of the six records in my cart this morning sold out before my purchase went though but glad to see independent record stores thriving. #RecordStoreDay23 #RSD2023 #TheSoundEmporiumEP #GiveWay #MTVUnplugged #TheLongPondStudioSessions #CrosseyedStrangers

[eli @kn3wnez]

@KNBR Golden State? Looks more like a golden shower.

[eli @kn3wnez]

Hey, @SacramentoKings fans, you know what to do tonight and Sunday. Chase Center security can’t stop you from ringing this cowbell. #LetsGoKings #SacramentoProud #FeelTheRoar #NBAPlayoffs

[eli @kn3wnez]

#DraymondSucks #FeelTheRoar #SacramentoProud

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Childbirth, (all) medical care, childcare, and education through college should be free and parental leave should be covered for one year. All of this for every American would cost roughly two drones.

[eli @kn3wnez]

@drnksvt @DFrancoArt @davaja It’s fucking crazy. The copy and paste bots were working overtime this morning.

[eli @kn3wnez]

Does the win count on Wordle if you don’t know the word is an actual word?

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last year, a coworker randomly asked me to hand-deliver an antique violin across the country. I said yes, because why not. I had no idea what I was getting into, and now I need your help. A 🧵

[eli @kn3wnez]

@Michael_Cho Hell of a win!

[eli @kn3wnez]

#FeelTheRoar #LetsGoKings!