K B

a lot more wild and little less wonderful

[K B @knZbean]

@ chicago

[K B @knZbean]

on MY couch 😍

[K B @knZbean]

kenzie the sesame seed that has fallen in your car is less important than crashing

[˥ǝɓuɐ @wackyangle]

keep ur circle small so the blunt comes back faster

[saccharine @morutedeer]

im so fucking stressed save me

[nap enthusiast @gnash]

being an adult is just saying "i'm so tired" to everyone you know until one of you dies

[Benny 'Dolly' Rollins @citizenkawala]

I like motherfuckers who follow their dreams. Dream followin' motherfuckers.

[K B @knZbean]

my gf says this when i big stretch

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[g @_gdaymate]

I was at a doctor’s appointment once and the nurse asked me what I had eaten that day I said “uhh just a coffee and a donut” and she looked at me and said “like a cop?” and she honestly ate me up so bad I will never forget her.

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[K B @knZbean]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

Fuck your favorite song. Tell me your least favorite. One that you despise. I don’t need a reason why, just tell me.

[K B @knZbean]

ME BITCH YUM

[Tokyo @otokyo]

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

[K B @knZbean]

me @ work in the cafeteria line on the weekends

[K B @knZbean]

@RealMamaEagle My mom FORBID energy drinks in our household . We had a cornerstore down the street and I would always walk there in the evenings. Took a couple bucks and got a purple venom..should've chugged it BEFORE coming back inside because that thing was down the drain in .2 secs

[𝓝. 𖤐🧸 @luvblessingz]

sometimes i wish jobs and work did not exist and that humans were free to just enjoy their existence on this planet.