Kayla Riggs

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

Some guy sent me a random gif with some cheesy pickup line. So I sent him a gif of Hannibal Lecter 😂😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

I may look like I’m doing okay on the outside, but on the inside I’m dying…for some crab legs..😅

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

My dad just told us all he’d eat an ass covered in bleu cheese. So if you’ve ever wondered why I am the way I am, you no longer have to wonder..😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

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George Strait got no business looking like that at 70.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

Update: I also bought two wigs, sfx makeup and fairy ears. Someone send help..😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

My birthday present to myself is vampire fangs and Pennywise teeth..😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

I consider having a tummy tuck at least 10 times a week..😅

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

@brycefarmer16 I can’t say for sure. Based on their appearance I would infer that it wasn’t good quality..😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

The Office is leaving Netflix January 1st. Words can’t express how sad I am.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

Cindy Lou singing Where are you Christmas hits different when you’re an adult and Christmas has lost it’s magic..🥺

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

@LynnseyWilliams I’m glad I’m not the only one! 😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

Me talking to my mom and my brother’s girlfriend about fifty shades: “Honestly what he did to her in the red room was still pretty vanilla, idk why she freaked out like that.”
Both of them: 😧😳
Why am I the way that I am? 😂😂

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

@tshonkwiler Same.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

I seen a psychic this morning and she told me I needed to travel out to Arizona or New Mexico in March to work as a nurse on an Indian reservation. I’ve been researching out of curiosity and every position I’ve came across is in Arizona or New Mexico. I’m freaking out.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

After these next two nights I’ll be on day shift and I’m honestly way more sad about it than I thought I’d be.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

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[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

I wish I had the guts to go back to school to be a mortician.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

I feel trapped. Trapped in a profession that I hate. Trapped in a town that holds no opportunity for growth or treatment. Trapped in an almost meaningless existence. Why am I here? What’s my purpose? I haven’t the slightest clue.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

If you’re wondering where I’m at mentally.. I just spent an hour watching a Tik-Tok series where this girl is abducted by an alien, whom she refers to as her “bae-lien”, and explains all of the Twilight books to him.

[Kayla Riggs @kn_riggs]

Tik Tok has taught me that over half of the population chews with their mouth open and I’m angry.