Sam Knapp

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

@asterixms @no_earthquake How?

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@StoniAstley

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Rest in peace Harold Bloom
You would’ve hated booktok

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I wonder if Russians get ads for Hot Single Americans in their area

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

Rest in peace Joan of Arc you would’ve loved blue hair dye

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Been feeling like this guy a lot lately

[𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝕺𝖗𝖎𝖔 @nicholasdeorio]

When Jake Paul is 45 years old, he will be knocked out by 29 year old Big Justice. His father AJ reminded him to “bring the boom” just before the 8th round.

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

This is the plot of Infinite Jest

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

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@turcotalks You need to finish your undergrad

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You can tell the song is over when people start to clap

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

Guy who doesn’t know what sex is:
“So If I put it in there you’re sure it’s gonna come out??!!!”

[klo @kloedoughboy]

a “can we listen to something i know” girlfriend and a “just one more song i think you’ll like” boyfriend

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

now that all the dust has settled can we admit we stole the 2020 election

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@turcotalks Yooo what’s mine

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@turcotalks Love bomb me with rent

[hank gerba @h_gerba]

this photo of Dante’s Inferno is the same as the cross-section of a cruise ship

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

As a child I was numbed to its power but reach for the sky is a hard ass line

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“Vivere esse cringere” -Cicero

[Sam Knapp @knap28524370]

To live is to be cringe