knarf (positive patty era)

he/him 23 | music listener & enjoyer | ex valorant player | i love retweeting everything i see on my TL

[dawn ♡ @Xaerha]

Worshipping his balls I’m sack religious

[knarf (positive patty era) @knarfposting]

@ElasticDendrite @mariojudah this ai gen slop is gayer than anything mario judah can say

[TJ. @tjxz_z]

i just did 67 damage on a tung tung tung sahur as freddy fazbear

[Ron “Hog” Cranker @WelfareWarrior2]

Gf posted me on her close friends story

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

They’re calling the pope woke for saying the most obvious shit in the world

[jalen @jalennismm]

when is national long distance low commitment casual pretend boyfriend situationship day so she can post me?

[elissa @angelplummeting]

Went to the library with my friends and I was the only one who got anything done

[7rq @gloccnim]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[v @blanchard_egg]

I'm addicted to these tweets

[muddy ⋆˚꩜ @sheheartsliv]

asked my lab ta for help and she didn’t know what to do either

[brandon* @brndxix]

netanyahu is considered a moderate in israel?????????

[robert loggia shady facts @appleeater5000]

Did so badly on an open note test that it dropped my grade a whole letter

[Trick @TrickVAL]

LMFAO

[grace @gracefishlove]

it’s october and i love you

[igaku @borderlineshion]

me: are we fucking deadass right now
the necrophile guy: 👀👀👀👀👀 where 👀👀👀👀 invite me

[sarah 💽 @SarahStarberry]

oh my god read the vertical axis

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Holiday dates LEAKED

Halloween - 10/31
Thanksgiving - 11/26
Christmas - 12/25
New Years - 1/1

[valentine @valawakened]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I’d read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you’d know you were my favorite.

[🎐 @mugamuuchu]

i no cuck i no cuck i poly papi no no no no i no cuck