Y’all don’t stand for shit. Every time prices go up, instead of questioning shit people want to adapt to “that’s just the new reality”. Bitch wake up and get out the matrix. Get off the hamster wheel. Get yo head out of yo ass fr.
Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.
—Only female bees produce honey-male bees only mate with the queen, they don’t work, they don’t defend the hive. Their only role is to mate.
—Only female ants make up the colony-Males exist mainly to mate with queens during nuptial flight and they die shortly after. The entire colony (workers, soldiers) are female.
—Only female plants produce fruits-Male plants only produce pollen. Female plants produce the actual fruit
—Only female spiders sometimes survive after mating-Males mainly exist to find and mate with females. Sometimes they even get eaten after mating.
Every other male species are inferior but somehow human males think nature made them superior.
I will never forget they let my 16 year old cousin do my aunt’s obituary and nobody checked it until the funeral started. I am still crying RIP though.
It's one thing to hate someone, but to let the person you hate breastfeed your kid because you know her milk is the most nutritious and still have the guts to think she's inferior to you is another thing entirely.
They’re out here human trafficking, staging pandemics, transferring human consciousness into new bodies, building underground cities, raping kids & taxing us to death EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T EVEN NEED OUR PEASANT MONEY…and YOU’RE out here talking about which one to vote for. 🤦🏽♂️
Cartoon Network / Warner Bros. shows set to stream on Tubi on March 1st via the pages on the streamer’s website:
• Animaniacs
• Ben 10 (Classic)
• Codename: Kids Next Door
• Courage the Cowardly Dog
• Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends
• The Powerpuff Girls (1998)
• Teen Titans (2003)
• The Batman
• Batman: Brave and The Bold
• Justice League
• Ed Edd n' Eddy
• Dexter’s Laboratory
(Source: @CNschedules /Pepsiman)