Secretly-a-Rat

They/She
Tie me up and bully me, or whatever.
Your call :3

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

@bananaant3

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

The new Resident Evil movie is so refreshing. I can't remember the last movie I saw that let itself have this much fun. Is it a cinematic masterpiece? No, but not every film needs to be an art school piece about a dying, morally grey director.

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

@gyrotations That's their daughter

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

This seems like a horrific idea. You're giving assholes a machine gun for misinformation. You can upload three videos saying different things under the same link/name for engagement bait. Why do this? Who is this for?

[vidIQ @vidIQ]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨
Video A/B testing is coming to YouTube

You can upload up to 3 cuts of the same video with different hooks or intros, and YouTube will pick the winner based on watch time!

Titles, thumbnails, and now the video itself

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

Hitler's speeches looked and sounded like this, by the way.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

What the FUCK is going on at the Republican midterm convention??? He’s just screaming incoherently😭😭😭

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

It gets transferred to debt collectors who will tank your credit score and could possibly lead to the repossession of most of your shit. Not fun.

[Rose 🇫🇷 @red_rat__]

Okay americoomfs please answer this, what actually happens if you just don't pay this?

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

my god, he real

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Wile E. Coyote on set of ‘COYOTE VS ACME’.

(Source: https://t.co/rGnRFtYu4m)

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

@infadier True

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

The Ritter Sport Strawberry chocolate is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. It made me rethink beauty. If this chocolate is available to you, splurge and try it.

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

@wizards_magic Then give the set a regular release.

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

DiscussingFish I loved you and now you're gone.
Will god ever stop being cruel?

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

Kafka's The Trial.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Academics rereading their incomprehensible, jargon-filled, passive, 600 word run-on sentence

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

Got done with training and worked my first real shift since February AND I'm a two months into a Diesel Mechanic program!
IT GETS BETTER, NEVER KILL YOURSELF, NEVER GIVE UP, KEEP SNIFFING SWEATY ARMPIT!!!!!!!

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

there is no god

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

BuzzBallz are releasing two new Pop-Tarts flavored cocktails: Frosted S’mores and Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

Swear to god I thought the screen was a dick pick. Like, a lazy dick pick dudes send at 2am. Low angle, peaking out the undies, low lighting, it has it all.

[Rimmy @Rimmy_Downunder]

I'm a modern man, that means when I'm sitting at the airport bar missing home I pull out my phone and order another beer to sink while I whip my robot vacuum cleaner around the house. checking on the castle from a reassuring gnome's eye view

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

Hottest of takes here, grape flavor is not purple, it's white. (Real grape flavour, not artificial, just to clarify)

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

@Tri_ple This kinda stuff is why I love magic, the subtle/artistic stuff

[Secretly-a-Rat @knavenerd]

"You can put your weed in there!."

[Five Nights at Freddy’s Alerts @FNAFAlerts]

A listing for the Mr. Cupcake Storage Jar has been spotted on the Spirit Halloween website for $34.99!

The Cupcake is currently available for shipping, so pick one up while you can!

Link below to Source:
https://t.co/jawWb52vbD