Kyle Crabtree

Associate Professor, Chemistry, UC Davis. Astrochemistry and microwave spectroscopy

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

We at @UCDChem are hiring in the area of experimental physical chemistry! Tenure-track, assistant professor level. Application deadline is Nov 10. I'm happy to answer questions by DM or email!

https://t.co/Z8tXD0v39u

#chemjobs @Chemjobber

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@chesscom Meanwhile, the light squared bishop is sitting sadly in the other corner of the board feeling left out

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@hshaytoru never forget to multiply by the experimentalist's factor of 2pi

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@schmidtim It's about negative two times as hot as liquid nitrogen!

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@schmidtim Am I the only one concerned that his meteorites apparently contain LOTS OF BLOOD?!

[Jesús M. Velázquez @Velazquez_Lab]

Excited to share that our ChemEnergy REU program @UCDChem is accepting applications until the end of March! Please visit https://t.co/FBtFgjRWrv and apply!

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@MarissaWeichman @TheWeichmanLab @NSF @PrincetonChem Congrats Marissa! That's such great news!

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

Watch out for bias in your training data! #ChatGPT

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@hshaytoru what are you doing to kill your poor ipython kernel?!

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

The next day...

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

Save money, use #ChatGPT for your university communications

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

ChatGPT was not very helpful with getting my final exam written 😂

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@Brett_A_Taylor One septillion is roughly the number of molecules in 2 tablespoons of water

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

The #centrifugaldistortionconstants hashtag is woefully underused!

[RotCompSpectroscopy@UniBo @rotcomp]

Spectroscopists' favorite team is gonna play tonight against AS Roma 😂⚽️🏟🥅

#EuropaLeague #sextic #centrifugaldistortionconstants #football #spectroscopy

[Tim Schmidt @schmidtim]

Organic and Inorganic are trash

[UCDavis_Egghead @UCDavis_Egghead]

Two UC Davis chemists join effort to research capturing carbon dioxide to make fuels and chemicals @UCIrvine @UCDChem @UCDLandS @doescience https://t.co/RORAYOdvAA

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

Guess I should have pointed out that in a demolition derby the collisions are more inelastic

[Marie Heffern @marieheffern]

Just about weeks left to apply for this position! Come join us at this awesome department!

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

@hshaytoru If we're annoying enough maybe it'll happen! "God, will someone just give those weirdos some damn money so they'll leave us alone and stare at the squiggly lines on their computer screens instead?!"

[Kyle Crabtree @kncrabtree]

Hey look, it's @slynnjohansen!

[Sandia National Labs @SandiaLabs]

In honor of #NPAW2022, meet four Sandia postdocs who enjoy unique freedom to pursue their own research ideas thanks to two prestigious opportunities https://t.co/NiKCLOt7nx