Numbuh One

Supreme Commander of the Kids Next Door; in charge of supplying 2x4 equipment and weapons to the resistance pipeline.

[#FusionFall.]

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

I’m an original, and your rhymes are trite. @aIienboy

[Ben Tennyson @aIienboy]

I can’t believe I lost to the Kids Next Door in a rap battle.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

A soccer ball-shaped head is mostly normal. Isn’t it?

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Numbuh 274 always said I had a football head. In my country “football” is soccer, so the joke’s on him.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

Well, we DO do things better. [RT @ArnoldShortman: I want to know how sits around and makes these things!? >.< http://t.co/SdFs0Srvgr]

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@RockyRoadFlambe You really haven’t got the point of the Kids Next Door yet, have you? We’re not JUST out to vandalise birthday cakes.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

Aren’t you significantly too old to be social networking? Embarrassing. @RockyRoadFlambe

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@DevereTheHero You’ve never heard of blurpleberry? It’s like lemon or apple or strawberry, only… you know, gross. I much prefer cherry.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

The worst flavour of candy since spinach, is what blurpleberry is. [RT @FurrowBethany: @KND_One what’s blurpleberry?]

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Forgive me if I really don’t believe that, Numbuh Four. You were talking to a watermelon with my glasses on it for an hour last week.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

What could that possibly— D-Did you say Endsville?

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

I NEED AN ADULT! DAD, DAD!

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N-No, Numbuh Five, I didn’t mean—!

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

Talk about vomit-inducing. Though I do keep a pack with me in case I get poisoned by the enemy and need to chuck up.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

I can’t stand blurpleberry candy.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

@ImbecilicWriter You really did ask for this, you know.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

@FF_Edd Thank you! It was really starting to cut into our candy funds. Ammunition for heavy-duty gumball gatling guns isn’t cheap, you know.

[Numbuh One @KND_One]

@FF_Edd Eddy keeps charging my operatives a quarter to land S.C.A.M.P.E.R.s in Peach Creek. That’s not right, is it? A quarter is a lot.

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You know what to do. Kids Next Door, battle stations! Let’s win that kid some candy!

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Look, team! A kid in need on Halloween. Looks like he’s going to lose a bet if he doesn’t get more candy than his Imaginary Friend.