Nichole Johansean

Gargantuan cheeseball. Lactose intolerant. GO PACK GO! The daily struggle of balancing my cheesy life. Sometimes I'm grate. Sometimes I'm not very gouda.

[Nichole Johansean @kneecole249]

@hannahjohnson07 why are all your tweets 🔥? Sending you extra love today. ❤️❤️Can ya feel it?

[Nichole Johansean @kneecole249]

I have to buy pants today. #whysociety #dontmakemedoit

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Dropped my phone on my face 3 Times tonight. That’s a record.

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Life update: PISS. FUCKING. EVERYWHERE.

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Sleeping on a piss soaked love sac surrounded by piss in my piss apt

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How in the hell don’t daytime television stars get lipstick on their teeth? They’re not real people. #robots #Illuminati 🧠💥

[Nichole Johansean @kneecole249]

I like to start my day with a big helping of rejection. Really gets me going! 🤓

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Convinced Dank and Dabby would do a hell lot better at running our country than this @realDonaldTrump weasel. @Disjointed

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Carson leaves for less than 1 day and I already hit the target. Damnit

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Lol pandora trying to be funny saying lyrics to this instramental piece is “da da da da da da” #wtf

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Everyone’s out there getting hitched, birthing babes, and buying houses meanwhile my bigger purchase last night was B&J’s at #7eleven in my jammies

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Tried to make a raw vegan dish but it was way too spicy so I had to chase it with Ben and Jerry’s. #trash #fuckhealth

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Contemplating the gym tomorrow like:

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This has been a shitty life update. #stayclassydenver

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Me getting my hair did tomorrhoe when they quote me the price of a sophisticated lady hair style 💇🏼‍♀️

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Me on the notion of fucking sleep

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Me in our shitty queen bed at night in our 500sq ft dump

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@hannahjohnson07 sometimes when I’m sad or pissed off I just read your twitter feed and I am rejuvenated. #youareagem 🙏🏼👸🏼

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@hannahjohnson07 YOU MISS MY UGLY MUG????

[Nichole Johansean @kneecole249]

@hannahjohnson07 AWWWWW IM SO EXCITED!!! YAYYAYAYAASYSYSYSYS