Nicole Goldfarb

twitter isn't really my thing 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

survival of the wealthiest? it was shocking to see @AmericanAir value the health of their first class passengers over all other passengers by only providing first class with sanitizing wipes for their seats during the #coronavirus outbreak

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

12/10 times when i go to open a suitcase for the first time i set it down with the zipper side facing the opposite way

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Never knew that so many people I went to high school with now have kids... thanks Father’s Day Facebook pics

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

if you don’t drive a black Toyota camry are you really an uber driver?

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

why go to your high school reunion when you could just go on Bumble when you’re in your hometown?

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Going to play a new game called how many times can @Uber fuck up my pick up location and cancel on me?

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

@Uber is this a joke...? I could crawl to work faster. No thanks, not waiting 27 minutes to just be picked up

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Netflix has become like Google. Imagine saying, “I’m gonna go home and watch some Amazon Prime Video.” No, never. Just like you’d never tell someone to “Yahoo” something. Every show is Netflix, even if it’s not

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Do you ever put headphones on and completely forget to ever turn on music?

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

And now I’m using twitter more than I ever have... so yeah something is definitely wrong with social media

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Instagrams new algorithm only shows your post to 10% of your followers and Snapchat fucked up their entire app. What is happening with social media in 2018? Feels more like 1998.

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Is Snapchat asking people to switch to Instagram stories with this new updated...? Peace Snapchat ✌🏼

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Pedialyte has officially given up on marketing to moms/babies. I don’t know whether I should applaud them or hang my head in shame because I was targeted with this ad

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Got a snap of my friends doing puzzles and I'm reading alone on my couch. It's Friday night. Wtf has adulthood turned us into?

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

The number 1 song on my Spotify 2017 Wrapped playlist is a sleep hypnosis track... If that doesn't sum up 2017 perfectly than I don't know what will

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Literally the only reason I still keep my twitter is so I can follow the funny commentary during events like the #VSFashionShow

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

It'll be a sad day when liquor stores say you must be born on or before today's date in 2000. Even scarier that that's 4 years away 😱

[ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine]

Millennial Pink Has Conquered New York Fashion Week https://t.co/Vl9d4wAmYh

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

Sat 100 feet away from this at dinner and didn't get up to check out what was going on. #REGRETS https://t.co/O5015GzvNZ

[ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine]

Alexander Wang Spring Summer 2018 https://t.co/ns2HUmmuZ4

[Nicole Goldfarb @kneecole6]

This is how time works when ur little: 1 wk feels like 8 months, 1yr=10yrs vs when ur older: 1 wk feels like 1 day & 1yr=1 month. Wtf time.