alex 🎃

resides in a post-apocalyptic, dystopian hellscape

[Maya Ishii-Peters Moves To Tuckahoe @meltingmom3nt]

I would probably still eat it! I’m not just going to throw it away lol. Like everyone else did to me. I wouldn’t hurt this pizza the same way all of the people that I’ve come across did. It doesn’t deserve that.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

no i get him

[Sam Tuero 🇩🇴 @Sam_Tuero]

This is how I'm walking up to the ticket attendant at 6:30 AM on Friday for the Odyssey.

[anthony @soulcontrolled]

you’re so freaking classy. https://t.co/ympbby7m7i

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

A coffee shop in a small liberal town in a deep red state is the wokest place in the universe

[Waterchungus @freakandfraud2]

4:56 AM

[alex 🎃 @kneeknee24]

interstellar helix unwind 🤖

[Dr. Jeremy Levine, PhD of city council meetings @JeremyELevine]

Palo Alto has had FIVE SB 79 applications in just one week

Smaller projects, 230 new homes all combined. Designs are preliminary because everyone is rushing to get pre applications in, but overall really wonderful illustration of what zoning reform makes possible

[alex 🎃 @kneeknee24]

@cronkscastle kinda luv this song

[alex 🎃 @kneeknee24]

ok I’m in lax flyaway BUS BOUNCING

[Cher @cher]

Ok I’m in SUV BOUNCING

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Nothing is sacred to these foul beasts. Everything that is beautiful is rendered profane and nightmarish by their touch.

[alex 🎃 @kneeknee24]

I wanna move to Brooklyn and exclusively shop and consume at big chain retail and restaurants

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I’m so fiercely anti nostalgia I won’t even tell my coworkers what I did over the weekend lest I look back on it too fondly

[Madonna @Madonna]

Shut up jealous bitches! I hope you are as fun loving and adventurous as me when you're my age!!!! Hahahha let's see

[avery @averysonline]

get me random man’s name Now

[anthony @soulcontrolled]

stuart price needs his cock sucked for this no taps on the back https://t.co/setgCFxOlD

[NOVA @iriptheslitt]

AOTY

[◾️◾️◾️ @tweetsbysy]

The spiritually 40 as well

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now