dark lord linni

a busy sleepy gal.

[. @Carlosgramosc]

Yo revisando mi cuenta bancaria después de priorizar mi felicidad

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

Happy birthday to the talented Idris Elba,who turns 54 today!

[auntie majic @1800buddha]

I know im gonna lose respect for a shirt once i fall asleep in it but i do it anyway

[michael @mchlhess]

Friend making $20/hr as a server: “Don't worry, bro, this one's on me, and you'll get the next”

Friend making $470k as a senior software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $9.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[Bammy @ayobamiamisu]

COVID really had me saying “ohh shit my mask” in 2020 like i’m Batman or something

[Sammy Wammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Anytime I feel like my life is hard, I remember people my age have 3 kids 😭

[yapper @yappingig]

The summer i turned insane

[Robert2099 @Roberto50115558]

Respeto a Spider man por aguantarle un tiro a Frank, los golpes a Hulk y el desmadre de Jean. Pero admiro más a Peter por aguantar el “Yo no te amo, porque ni siquiera te conozco” del amor de su vida.

[Eric (o\_!_/o) @ericpierre53]

I’m trying to normalise loudly saying “Ew they used AI, that shit looks nasty!” in public to shame lazy business owners

[‏ً @itsnwts]

The women's body scream “have a baby” every month and we still manage self-control. But men, 5 mins of temptation and suddenly biology's to blame.

[mimiꨄ︎ @jan3tpt2]

men pissing everywhere is why the world stinks btw

[SB @spookyxxboobs]

i’ve seen enough summer.. release the bats

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Males think they're brave enough to fight a gorilla but in reality they’re not even brave enough to tell their friend to stop making women uncomfortable.

[• @hauntinglyyj]

Me patiently impatiently waiting for Autumn 🍂

[f: dana 🌙 @MEASUREOFTHlNGS]

what is zohran mamdani’s plan to get bruce banner out of the psych ward?

[Arjun @Oiarjunrathore]

How Disney How Sony
Treated Hulk Treated Hulk

[Stephen Cicirelli @SteveCicirelli]

I just failed a student for submitting an AI-written research paper, and she sent me an obviously AI-written email apologizing, asking if there is anything she can do to improve her grade. We are through the looking-glass, folks.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Some of you are walking love letters, and you don't even realise it. You light up rooms, shift atmospheres, and inspire people just by being you. It's such a precious gift.

[zach cregger defense attorney @timeisnaked]

oomf's dad is in jail with fetty wap and she just got this in the mail

[dark lord linni @kneeledforloki]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 537769065149!

#pokemongo #pokemon