pl0f

who?

[pl0f @kneemium]

im going to compose a list of the loudest things ever, starting with wet shoes on hard floor

[pl0f @kneemium]

if u squeezed lettuce would it make lettuce juice

[pl0f @kneemium]

sometimes i think its important to think about the good things in life. like family, love, and soggy triscuits

[pl0f @kneemium]

my plan involves creating a restaurant named "japanese food" except translated into french

[pl0f @kneemium]

i think itd be kinda sick to be a muffin for a couple of hours

[pl0f @kneemium]

my plan to counteract robbers is to make all of the doors in my house just barely thinner than my valuables' horizontal lengths

[pl0f @kneemium]

im gonna start a hot dog stand that sells only the largest hot dogs on the planet, and anyone who tries to buy a small, inferior hot dog will be made into my next batch

[pl0f @kneemium]

people that pronounce milk as melk need to go water their arugula plant

[pl0f @kneemium]

fellas, is it gay to like cashews?

[pl0f @kneemium]

does anyone even buy trident gum anymore

[pl0f @kneemium]

i got my rice wet and tried to dry it in a bowl of phones and it didnt work

[pl0f @kneemium]

after a long and unhelpful middle school level class in spanish i now know how to say hola and adios

[pl0f @kneemium]

did you know that if you fall, you get closer to the floor? revolutionary stuff

[pl0f @kneemium]

in africa, everyone who dies is dead

[pl0f @kneemium]

who

[pl0f @kneemium]

idk

[pl0f @kneemium]

whoops

[pl0f @kneemium]

ill bet you didnt know that one of the most prosperous and prominent mayan kings was named "jaguar penis"

[pl0f @kneemium]

yep, thats me

[pl0f @kneemium]

is the opposite of a degenerate a generate