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everyday raconteur, bastard degenerate, your friend.
my phiancée has been on tv

[x @kneneht]

Simon & Garfunkel

[sophie @LobotomyWeekend]

booking a city break in dunfermline

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@LobotomyWeekend

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@LaughOutMacLeod How do you expect me to get a decent extraction with this?

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When I'm the only one in the office I fill the kettle from the water cooler

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@LaughOutMacLeod *conservative coffee

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@LobotomyWeekend I use it against intruders

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@Andrewjmenzi @PunHubOnline You know NOTHING of my appearance

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My friend Andrew bets on football

[Menzi @Andrewjmenzi]

Big beautiful centaur himsel Cavani doing the goods

[donni saphire @donni]

Chill with two birds, don’t throw stones. The birds will appreciate it

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Zeebrugge also acceptable.

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IDEA: A frequent, hydrogen-fueled, ferry service from Aberdeen to Rotterdam.

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@GodfreyVanZoom And with that, the prefix made a triumphant return.

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What happened to the www. prefix?

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@GodfreyVanZoom https://t.co/DpL5BTVUea

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FREE THE RHYNIE MAN

[The Press and Journal @pressjournal]

Calls to bring Rhynie Man back to village it was discovered being discussed by council https://t.co/lPxuq58HyA

[George Monbiot @GeorgeMonbiot]

Where to begin? 🤦

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@LobotomyWeekend Can I come round for a pickle

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@LaughOutMacLeod @matthew_gibson This tweet is my big return to twitter, 2021

[Jennifer MacBeath @JenBro79]

Who vaccinates the vaccinators

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My car went on fire