Kristen

I'm on here mostly so I know what my workplace is serving daily for lunch.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@its_menieb Live by the sword, die by the sword

[Mohamed Enieb @its_menieb]

@elonmusk The simplest explanation for what’s happening rn :

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

.@OhioDeptOfAging: I would say to those using these sites, I would encourage you to think of alternatives. We are working to ensure that senior citizens still have services they depend on.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Temperature Checks at Businesses: Thermometers are in short supply, but I am just asking employers to be extremely careful with their employees. If you can't check employees' temps, ask them to take their own temperature at home.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

My daily @OHNationalGuard rumor control:

They are not involved in carrying weapons. You may see them carrying groceries.

Rumors about quarantining everyone in #Ohio in their homes, martial law - none of this is true.

#COVID19
#COVID19OhioReady

[Kristen @knerves_]

@verizon

[jules @juliangela_]

Northeast Ohio friends (Cleveland, Akron) on Verizon, are your calls working?

[jules @juliangela_]

Northeast Ohio friends (Cleveland, Akron) on Verizon, are your calls working?

[Kristen @knerves_]

@verizon @VerizonNews

[Jacob Machar @jjmachar]

All Verizon phone calls are failing... #coronapocolypse

[Kristen @knerves_]

@juliangela_ Same here out of Akron!

[Kristen @knerves_]

@PartTimePreachr what was is it supposed to be v actually about?

[Kristen @knerves_]

Nothing can mentally prepare you for the battle that is getting the comforter into the duvet cover.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

We are World Series bound!

#RallyTogether

[Kristen @knerves_]

I've realized I spend my life in two states: sloth or sprint.

[Kristen @knerves_]

Spin class ✔️
Dinner at @sweetgreen✔️
Eating copious amounts of chocolate at @MaxBrennerUSA....✔️✔️✔️

[Kristen @knerves_]

In spin class, I couldn't figure out how to get my shoes out so now they're just stuck. HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THIS?

[Kristen @knerves_]

Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to have a sense of direction.

[Kristen @knerves_]

@Ky_Le_bowski @shev55 HATCHU BOTH

[Kristen @knerves_]

When you lay down for a 'quick nap' and end up sleeping for 4 hours, waking up at 10 pm. Good. Job. Kristen.

[Kristen @knerves_]

That I ended up with chocolate sauce splattered across my forehead, neck and hair and got a free dinner out of it. #worthit

[Kristen @knerves_]

I go apple picking for the cider donuts. #chubby