Kanha

Sleep-deprived sarcasm dealer. IG: @sarcasticaally | Brain full, inbox fuller.

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Kya hai yeh bhaiya 👀

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@JharkhandCMO @GiridihDc
3 days without proper electricity in Giridih. Reported the fault at the local electricity office, but no one has visited. Frequent power cuts, blackouts & low voltage have become unbearable. Kindly ensure immediate action.
#Giridih #JBVNL

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 @BiryaniBlues dekho isss prani ko

[Kanha @knh1ya]

When your cousins are getting married
You can sense the danger coming next to you... 💀

[Kanha @knh1ya]

Ab WhatsApp bhi bol raha hai ₹79 do. Bhai itne paise deke bhi reply toh “hmm” hi aana hai.

[Kanha @knh1ya]

For the last 2 years, I haven’t wanted another relationship.
Not because I’m stuck on someone.
I just don’t feel that spark anymore.

Starting over feels exhausting more than exciting.
I’m happy being single, but sometimes I wonder
is this peace, or did something in me just die?

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ESE_Giridih

Aapka customer support aur bijli dono ek jaise hain.

Jab zarurat ho, dono gayab.

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Go alone

[Kanha @knh1ya]

Dear @ShaadiDotCom & Jeevansathi,
I installed your apps because my parents wanted me to.
Not because I wanted a new notification every 37 seconds.
Please relax. I'm single, not an emergency. 💀

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Khayega kya baccha 👀

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Gift krdo birthday aarha

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Bhai, itni detailed advice de raha hai... Bhagwan kare tujhe bhi koi aisi mile jo tere liye itna hi soche. 🤝😂

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10

[Kanha @knh1ya]

Ghar pr AC hone ka kya faida jab aap Electricity hi 3-4 Ghante tak kaat lete ho Bijli Vibhag 🤬

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Dont say it bruhh.. I'm here in an Air fryer state 🥵🥵

[Kanha @knh1ya]

Jharkhand electricity department playing “guess when the power goes again” every 30 mins like it’s some survival reality show 😒
Bro it’s already 45°C outside, stop turning my room into an air fryer.

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Noice 🤙🏼

[Kanha @knh1ya]

Summer Survival Starter Pack 🤣👀

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Tharki billa 😺 Ladle Meoowwwww Ghooppp ghoopppp 🤙🏼

[Kanha @knh1ya]

@ankitbarnwal10 Then some ppl forget they vehicle keys on the seat 😭😂