Katie Nichols

CA ➡️ DC

[lithping leetha @loothifer]

DOLLY PARTON BEFORE DONALD TRUMP ARE FUCKING KIDDING ME

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

just trying to help

[merrin @wowzowee]

can't stop thinking about this random goodreads review...

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

my most American trait is I always want a cheeseburger

[Joe Flood @joeflood]

Cutting Medicaid while slathering DC statues in gold

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

being a bookworm and a chronic doomscroller is a very confusing combination.

[eliz @eliza___v]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[brian @Hey_Brian]

Conservative guy who makes 57k a year:

[Jarrett Walker @humantransit]

DCA in Washington DC will soon be one of the few US airports from which you can walk directly into a dense urban center nearby, as well as to numerous great public transit connections.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

So crazy that I decided to go across town on everyone’s official first day driving a car or perhaps even seeing one. Congrats to all

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

If your line cook died and you replaced them with a random sibling your restaurant would likely fail immediately but apparently being a senator requires less experience than being a line cook

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

A diarrhea causing parasite has given us more deflation than any politician:

[Lindsey Graham @LindseyGrahamSC]

If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.

[Katie Nichols @knichsss]

@mattadler81 New Hugo Spritz addition?! 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@MotherAia https://t.co/tZvxG0bF30