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strictly track talk. no more bullshit.

[N @knickbuckets]

Beautiful day at the track for the BC Cup.
Good crowd, fancy hats.
Fat purses on all 8 races.

Bumped into my landlord in the bar line. Notified him that rent might be late.
#BCday #HorseRacing

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Cloudy day at the track. 7 races, 3 to go.

Found an open and unattended bar fridge up in the skybox viewing section. No luck on the races, but I’ve been drinking for free. Gotta save money where I can.

I have Mustachio to win in race #5.

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Sunday at the track. 7 races. Weatherman forecast an afternoon storm. Low attendance, no lines at the bar. Got lucky on race 1 & 2. Gonna get a burger.

Third race bet. 4$ Trifecta.

1st: Jack Don’t Drink
2nd: Zulu Power
3rd: Northern Kid

Dark clouds approaching from the east.

[N @knickbuckets]

Got sun but no luck.

6th race.

Trifecta bet on:
1st: Miss the Hype
2nd: Drill baby Drill
3rd: Chica Hermosa

WPS on Serengeti’s Sunset.

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Beautiful day at the track. Check out the vista. #hastingshorseraces

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Rebranding this twitter account as my horse betting diary.

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Listening to the Batman soundtrack while folding laundry. Brooding so hard over these clean linens.

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Girl at my apartment: “Cool carpet!”
Me: “Oh those are hickory sticks”

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Milk egg cheese beef

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If every ant in my kitchen pitched a nickel for rent I could live free for years

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One day I’ll be old fat bald and senile, I give it 6 months.

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Who needs paper towels when you have a full bin of dirty laundry!

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I haven’t visited my parents in 8 months. Not since I found out they donated my Wallace and Gromit VHS tapes to some stupid fucking charity.

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Space is the club with the strictest dress code

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*Dentist office - Hygienist cleaning my teeth*

Hygienist: “You should floss more. When’s the last time you ate popcorn?”
Me: “bout 20 minutes ago”
Hygienist: “.......oh”
Me: “Yeah, stupid ass”

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Scariest films of all time:
-The Shining
-The Exorcist
-Halloween
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre

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RIP MF DOOM. One of the greatest lyricists and producers of all time. A true poet with a relentless flow of obscure references and literary knowledge. A professor of lost rap curriculum. An artist for the sake of the art and nothing more. Damn man. Dope from the womb to the tomb.

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First Christmas without my family I slept in and ate magic mushrooms

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If you have 10 minutes to waste, check out this spooky silly short film I finally finished after 4 lazy years of neglecting it. Shot way back in the better year of 2017. Get slinked.
https://t.co/EqKZiOECU8

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If I worked at a retirement home I’d tell the decrepit old folks all my secrets