k@nick

90% of your problems can be solved by marketing. Solving the other 10% just requires good procrastination skills. But have you tried Prayers?

[k@nick @knickxto]

@HarmlessHQ 3. If such a scenario were to unfold, it would represent a highly calculated and unprecedented political strategy.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@HarmlessHQ 3. If such a scenario were to unfold, it would represent a highly calculated and unprecedented political strategy.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@HarmlessHQ 1. I have considered the possibility that the perceived defection involving Peter Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso could be part of a broader strategic move aimed at outmaneuvering the All Progressives Congress by creating the impression of a weakened opposition.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@HarmlessHQ 2. It raises the question of whether the ADC may have a coordinated plan potentially involving a preferred candidate to divert attention, while ultimately consolidating support in alignment with another platform.

[k@nick @knickxto]

See this Instagram post by @emirsirdam https://t.co/bLZSvZVwx1

[k@nick @knickxto]

@Irishnaija @dammiedammie35 Most teachers suffer very high levels of indiscipline and disregard from students.
The school might have recorded a series of similar situations but would not dear address the child or parents so as to avoid the parents pulling the badly behaved child out of their school.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@theliberatorman @NigeriaStories Here comes the inevitable faction between the new and old members which will definitely destroy the APC in the near future.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@Toxan1Q @NigeriaStories Commendation indeed for doing his job.
He's paid for such initiatives... so no big deal.

[k@nick @knickxto]

Killah Priest - "Crime Stories Interlude" [Official Audio] https://t.co/zX6w1oQd04 via @YouTube Best Interlude with deep imaginary shiveries.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I hope NBC don’t come on the attack sha.

Nigerians need to hear these truths.

[k@nick @knickxto]

@MuskUniverseUsa B

[k@nick @knickxto]

@JustWitPeace @ayeejuju Shit! 🤯

[k@nick @knickxto]

@doctorspicey @PIDOMNIGERIA UST back gate...only few can relate.

[k@nick @knickxto]

UST back gate...very few can relate.

[k@nick @knickxto]

Real #Fact

[k@nick @knickxto]

@keystonebankng Hello,
I got debited twice at midnight hence I never initiated those transactions.
Kindly check your DM.

[k@nick @knickxto]

https://t.co/OwOxUmgHC4

[Well-Meaning NIGERIAN™ GCON, GCFR. @a_little_god_]

@DavidHundeyin No... The university clark made his/her job easier by visiting Pinterest to search for a quick fake diploma... 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[k@nick @knickxto]

Quite a pity to this unending shame.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

So the "university clerk" also happened to make a grammatical error on the certificate, which is the SAME grammatical error as that on the forgery from thisbfake certificate website? https://t.co/BHifCmmRKd

Nigerians, this man is openly insulting your intelligence.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

I read somewhere that the brilliant chaps in Abuja running the economy are considering redenomination (arbitrarily knocking off a few zeroes) as a solution for the naira's declining value and rising inflation.

2 things.

1.) This is a continuation of Buhari's legendary economic illiteracy, where a government, for some reason, places an obsessive and neurotic focus on how much the naira exchanges for vs the dollar. For the umpteenth time, having a "N1 = $1" currency is NOT a meaningful economic goal, even if it were realistic - which it is not.

1 USD buys about 950 naira. 1 USD buys 1,300 Korean won. 1 USD buys 145 Japanese yen. 1 USD buys 144 Kenyan shillings. None of these numbers tells you anything about the strength of those economies. On paper, the naira is worth more than the won. Does that mean Nigeria has a better currency or a stronger economy than Korea? Does parity of the JPY and KES in terms of their dollar value mean that Kenya and Japan are economic equals?

No. That would be a silly and illiterate conclusion to draw from looking at an exchange rate. A thousand and one things can affect an exchange rate, and it can mean a thousand and one different things. A cheaper naira to lazy Nigerian politicians might be bad news because it means spending more to get their imported Patek Philippe watches and 12-year reserve whisky. A cheaper won to productive South Korean industrialists, on the other hand, means more export sales since international buyers can now get more KRW and buy more Korean goods for the same dollar amount.

Trying to build fiscal and economic policy around "revaluing" the naira is a mistake and a fool's errand. The only part of the exchange rate that should be a government's concern is its long-term relative stability. In other words, the exchange rate should be left to market forces and allowed to find its bottom - even if that bottom is N2000 = $1. As long as plans to significantly increase production and exports are being implemented correctly, any pain from a high exchange rate will be brief and temporary.

(From consumption to production, anybody? If only a well-known Nigerian industrialist-cum-politician has been saying pretty much exactly this for years!)

2.) Ghana redenominated the cedi in July 2007, knocking off 4 zeroes overnight to make 1 GHS = 1 USD. It's been 16 years since then, and the cedi now trades at around $1 = Ç11. That's an over 1,500% loss in cedi value since redenomination. Redenomination only made cedi transactions more physically convenient - it did not solve the basic inflationary problem of the cedi, which is the same as the basic economic problem of Ghana and Sub Saharan Africa in general - having consistently lower export incomes than import expenses, causing a permanent balance of trade deficit.

In fact, last year, the cedi was rated as the world's worst performing currency. https://t.co/mj3vNEPgCt

I know nobody sensible is listening, but I'll still waste my breath and say it anyway - REDENOMINATION IS NOT AN ECONOMIC SOLUTION, NEITHER DOES IT SOLVE INFLATION. IT IS AN AESTHETIC MEASURE AT BEST, AND COULD ACTUALLY WORSEN NAIRA INSTABILITY AT WORST.

There.

This Ghana Refugee don talk him own.