having cptsd is like having a stealth build like make no noise, be invisible, take up no space, blend in as well as possible, act sweet to lose all aggro and listen to everyone's footsteps and moods all the time to be able to perfectly avoid all danger
My buddy used to wait tables at Cheesecake Factory and one time he served prince. Prince showed up with two tall, beautiful women who spoke on behalf of him. Upon approaching the table one of the ladies says “…and prince will order” and the other says “the turkey club”