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Stupid and into anime

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How many people knew that it only takes 5ft of space for chickens to be considered free range

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Do yall prefer night shift or day shift

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Anyone else get bored easily when driving

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@Sleepy_amaya Nah, just never of sound mind

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I fully believe the dead internet theory when it comes to twitter because there’s so many fucking bots

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*grabs microphone at elementary school pep rally*
Me: uhhhhh math sucks and none of you should have to show your work
Crowd cheers

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Anyone else have games on their phones that haven’t haven’t played for months

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This sicario shootout shit is wild

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I do not freak unless froken too

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@cowincrisis You wish you were this cool

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Women are art and should be treated as such

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Never knew twitter sent you $15 if you became a premium member

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What’s the nastiest cut yall have ever gotten

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I need banger tweets so I can start making money off this shit

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Do yall think other countries read translated from English and be like wtf

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Coffee is so good but unfortunately for me, milk curses me

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Imma start emailing millionaires for money

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Do yall think I could make money as a man on fetish finder

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I’m just a pervert

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I swear October is a stressful ass month