knifeparty

Professional bs’er

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Fuck @RobSchneider

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@lilpump 🤡 🫏 mf

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This debate is real life SNL I can’t stop laughing. 😂

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Not a fan of the “remastered” Boston Lager @SamuelAdamsBeer missing all of the flavor and abv, same price 🫠

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@AnnCoulter you looked like an idiot on @billmaher

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@aboutKP is the worst!

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@UplandPDChief Racist cops of upland! 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Soon as I get out of the submarine :

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We can’t be friends if you don’t like @ITYSL

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Jared wasn’t @SUBWAY’s worst decision, it was when they got rid of the honey oat bread 🥖 option

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@katvondworld prayers ain’t the same without Dave parlay. Wtf happened?

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My 10-year old son’s drawing of @mookiebetts he wants to get signed when we go to spring training. Don’t let us down Mookie! 😉

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Fuck @georgelopez FTP

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Why is the cheese on my @ChickfilA sandwich NEVER melted? 🤔

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@myspacetom @elonmusk Dear Tom, Sorry for abandoning you for Mark. If I could take it all back I would.

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@nbcsnl why the same musical guests? 🥱