The Queen of Mean

things just haven't been the same since that house landed on my sister.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

“We should be talking about the Dow!” — Pam Bondi.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

The "Epstein Files" need to become the "Epstein Trials" real quick.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

@ScorcherActual You are such a dipshit. You got mad at me for being an activist and being part of a book club, meanwhile, all the things that I was protesting about, now you want to go protest about. What a hypocrite you are. Shame on you JT.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

Good fucking bye, Liz. Namaste.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

Where did you go? I don't recognize you at all.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

The workhorse.
The emotional janitor.
The stabilizer.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

Me: If I don't go to Thanksgiving dinner, will Liz consider this a victory and a win?

Them: Yeah she might consider it a win.

Me: I would consider it a win if I didn't have to sit there and look at her hideous Miss Piggy muppet face across the Thanksgiving table.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

Edited to add: according to Azalea Banks, his dick is broken from a botched enlargement surgery. Bless.

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I'll bet Elon Musk has a micropenis and that's why he's been making babies in labs with crazy bitches like Grimes and Amber Terd.

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You seem like your first friend was imaginary.

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@jimmyfallon @FallonTonight does MAGA butthole taste orange? You've got an orange ring around your mouth. You sucked up to the wrong side, Jimmy. History will remember you as the court fool for the 21st Century Nazi Party. How sad for you. How sad for your daughters.

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@paramountplus @CBS: Since you have silenced and cancelled @colbertlateshow, we will now cancel our subscription to you as you no longer provide valuable entertainment and lick the boots of the oppressor.

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If I am so cringe then why the fuck are you here snooping in all my business? 🤣

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"I don't feel like I have to be god's lawyer" is exactly the kind of thing someone who doesn't want to be held accountable for their christian hypocrisy would say.

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@stevecovino How do we go about getting TigerCub @tigercub on XM in the regular rotation?

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I might love hard, but I don't give a fuck even harder.

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It's ohkay if it still hurts. It means that your heart worked. It hurts because it mattered.

[The Queen of Mean @knifethrowing]

I love you more than anything and I miss you like Hell, but, Kim, just dropping dead like that without any warning was kinda rude.

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Mike Pence looks like a haunted saltine.

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Why would he care about four dead servicemen when people who join the military are "suckers and losers" according to cadet bonespurs? Y'all voted for this.