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i am not really here

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I've made a new Gamer Presidents video which features tier lists created by @Elysium_GalaxC , @BeastlyPianoMid, @WACKahs, @SevenThomsen, Murf, and yours truly. It took me like 2 hours so check it out.

https://t.co/WKpA4khbKC

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She lets priest jet in his carriage and then tells the dwarf she's going to go learn about humankind lmao no frieren you're right, go learn about humankind from ANYONE but your human friend

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Maybe frieren is so popular with millennials and Gen Z because you guys are also all terrible friends who wouldn't check in with the homies until they were dead

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NOW she wants to cry while he's getting buried LMAO what a drama queen, 2 days ago she did not give a damn

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Morgan Wallen's "I'm The Problem" is a 135 word "no u"

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Alex Warren's Ordinary is half desperately feeding his lover words of affirmation and half begging God to kill him, which implies he is in an average relationship with a woman

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@julianfeeld Weren't you guys just celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk like 2 months ago?

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The reason @Arbys doesn't have an annual buffet day is because they FEAR ME

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@DuvalMagic Game could be 8 dollars but after preseq and 3 I don't expect it to be worth that.

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@Panzerfunkwagen @AmericanRanger4 Everyone

Everyone knew

Everyone has known this for 15+ years

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My favorite thing about football season these last couple years is that it makes non-Missourians believe that Missouri is a real place lmao

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@Elysium_GalaxC @pogonagecko1 As the year ends it's time to give out a few awards

Faces That Were Not Seen In Joplin All Year Award:

#1: Jacob

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@SalmonKid7

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@NxHeroes @starsleeps @wallguardian They're both adults so he isn't breaking the law and wasn't arrested.

He's breaking university policy however, so he was fired.

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@dogeofficialceo Someone tell Grok that redosing during a trip has severely diminishing returns

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@pogonagecko1 @Elysium_GalaxC It's been twice that big dog, where you at?

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@PicturesFoIder gator
eeeeeeeeeeasily gator
gator every time