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[xXmiloXx @knightmare2000]

please, Mr Peanut’s my father. Call me peanut

[xXmiloXx @knightmare2000]

The Adam bomb

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

#through

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

the hottest woman you know does not have a single surface in her home that isn't covered in a pile of bullshit. you cannot place a beverage on her coffee table

[Ladio (Rhymes with Radio) @jetsetladio]

my most unpopular opinions is that lightbulbs should explode when they go out, like just shoot glass shrapnel everywhere

[Sean @panoptisean]

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

i would believe a traffic cone costs somewhere between $2 and $55. not willing to guess any more specific than that really. just not my place

[Josefine @josefine_wi]

I would die for my country Wisconsin

[WalkersPointDegen🐉 @oghashtag]

I would die for my country Milwaukee Wisconsin

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

77 degrees will have you acting like this

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

An animal abuser, a pedophile, and a serial killer walk into a bar. The bartender says “What the fuck? You guys need to leave right now.”

[miss katie @katiopolis]

trivia team went from eighth to first and won because i know all the lyrics to work it by missy elliott

[pris @pwiscila]

February on Sunday

[mike @mikeofficial]

Primary texting friend went to bed at 9:30pm tonight https://t.co/cZ6LAprxlP

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

You can’t detain a 5 year old child.

If a masked man grabs a kid off the street and puts him in an unmarked car… that’s kidnapping.

If that child is then sent to another state? That’s trafficking.

Language matters here.

What happened to Liam Ramos should outrage us all.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Your house about to explode omg 😭

[ra @fearlesstorrie]

a fresh face, NOT a nepo baby, can actually ACT been eating up all those scenes on the show learned russian only in 2 weeks for it, worked his ass off as waiting tables just to survive before he got the role. idgaf what filmtwt are mad about, connor storrie deserved this success.