Kori Anita™

By day im a Mother, Beyonce double, worker. by night im a stripper/super hero/ pimp/ surgeon.... just call me Captain Save-a-Hoe!!!

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

I'm confused... what do they do in the part of the bible that speaks on homosexuality? Do they just skip it? @GeorgiaAlfredas

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.... #fitnessblogger

[Global Grind @GlobalGrind]

#VMAs JUST GOT REAL https://t.co/Nl0afcpciO

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@blairangela Nikki is hoooooood 😂😂😂

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

@gb2times I think it was!

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Ummmmmm Omeeeeeka is about dat life! #VMAs2015

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

I really just want to get my make up and hair done so I can take selfies and pointless snap chats with music playing not speaking.

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

If at first you don't succeed.... So much for skydiving.

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

A successful man is one that can make more money than he can spend. A successful woman is the one who marries him....

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Since I've learned how to do the chicken head I do it to every song that comes on... The nae...

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

#PlayersAwardsBET 2 chainz looks like one of Gods disciples...

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

The @FATJEWish on Ig @fredasflicks @respotwhiz they're funny

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

I'll just have some coffee... Because crack is bad for you...

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

These people aren't revolutionary people these are reactionary people. They will onl be treated by the way they act. @fredasflicks

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Why is chipotle closed?!? Heaven isn't. Jesus died so we could live and eat burritos.

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Real men don't use straws in front of their son. How you gonna suck liquid out of a tube? No straws for harlem stand up! #TweetLikeDameDash

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Get into an accident and go to the emergency room? No a real man dies at the scene. Show your son you a real man #TweetLikeDameDash

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

Real men only use plastic forks. How you gonna use a metal fork another man used? You just let another man in you mouf! #TweetLikeDameDash

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

@SumbodyTrippin @fredasflicks is there an age limit for the name game? Because my 10 year old is putting these adults to shame. Lol

[Kori Anita™ @knit83]

I went to the Hall of cost museum today... Surprisingly it was free to get it! #winning 😃