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I’m getting bored with the linear passage of time

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@BNGServerStatus ITS BACK UP 🎉🥳🥳

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Holy shit it’s back, YouTube is back 😝

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@YouTube fix it

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Bro why is YouTube down, what else am i supposed to do while eating dinner

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I’m too much of a pussy to kill myself, I wish a car would just hit me or something

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@chesscom These replies are funny asf, this is like the right wing version of cancel culture, yall are wild

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People who make bongs gotta be the most creative motherfuckers out there

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@OHPAlerts Marshmallow with a gun lookin ahh

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@elonmusk you’re 👎

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@elonmusk fuck you

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I’m rewatching only the final episode of Cyberpunk edgerunners just to feel something

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@anonbirdd where did your stream go I was almost done gooning

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@anonbirdd when are you gonna get your stream back up big slime? I can’t jork it without watching you :(

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@anonbirdd nice tits

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Just DoorDashed McDonalds, they forgot my nugget sauce. Wtf am I supposed to do with dry chicken nuggets?

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Me: Shut up
Fake German: Nine

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Can I play siege for more than an hour until the servers crash?

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I’m assembling several guillotines, with wacky intentions

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The lady playing the red guitar at the #SuperBowl halftime was not even playing 😭