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2023: A beer odyssey

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Lolz, Dunedin 13 degrees | Feels like: 7 degrees

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Awesome!

[AIG Women’s Open @AIGWomensOpen]

The 2024 AIG Women's Open Champion! 🏆

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Legend!

[LPGA @LPGA]

#Paris2024 gold medalist Lydia Ko!

[International Golf Federation @IGFGolf]

Closing in on history 🥇

Lydia Ko moves FIVE clear in France...

#Paris2024 | #Olympics

[The Associated Press @AP]

Here's what happened in some key countries in the EU Parliament elections https://t.co/Uxghp0c3TP

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@oharris69 Self-congratulatory cnuts

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https://t.co/7tT8hhALU5

[Oakland Zoo @oakzoo]

It looks like an advanced yoga move, but Kijiji's just doing normal giraffe things to bend to munch grass.

Giraffes' front legs bend forward and their back legs bend backward -- don't try this at home 🧘

📹: Keeper Dannielle

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Top strategy for the final round of the #USWomensOpen: avoid a horror show!🏌️‍♀️⛳️🐒

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@auralorgasm Love those old stickers!

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Why is it not possible to have a synchronous conversation with a teenager by SMS?

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@vitruviannan 🤣Days go by, but!

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Looks like insomnia will follow me into the after-life

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

Robert Blondel “The twelve dangers of hell” (1480).

[Theonewhocums @Theonewhocums_]

"Come on bro, sit on me. Just sit on me bro, it'll be normal. I'm just a normal chair bro, please... I need to... feel you" - this chair

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Don't suppose Donald J Trump is watching the golf ⛳️🏌️‍♀️

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An ACE for @SophiaCPopov on No. 8 at @uswomensopen 🚨

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Big turnout for the hīkoi in Whangārei, according to the old man 👴

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At first glance I thought this was a reference to our Finance Minister's layer cake, but in fact it is something far more useful, wholesome and savoury than what she'll be producing today #Budget2024

[Present & Correct @presentcorrect]

Bakers, this Anything Cake Chart is genius & so useful. By Nicola Lamb

Scanned from last weekend’s @FTMag

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

There are two types of cats... 😂

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@A_G_Hawkins Props to the ground staff at the airport on Monday dealing with a cancelled flight - went the extra mile to get us all out of the airport asap 🐒