spooky mulder

fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
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she/her

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free Palestine

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literally worst feature of my relationship is that when my bf proposes I will most likely think it's a bit

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fuck Elon Musk

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it's not easy being an incredibly beautiful woman

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@flowerveyes 😭😭😭 a tweet that has aged as poorly as one possibly could

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not to be extremely horny on main but I legit want chris loporto to choke me until I pass out. that is all.

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i'm begging yall to stop saying cross-stitch when you just mean embroidery. they are not the same.

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it is the 54th day of school. my newest student finally knows my name and uses it appropriately.

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the three sexiest words a sweaty bitch can hear:

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i think this means i'm scatterbrained, or possibly very unorganized or maybe even a procrastinator committing a crime of opportunity

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if you're still trying to figure out what kind of person i am, please know that i just borrowed the eBook of a title that i've had the physical copy of at my house for at least two months

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it takes a special kind of person to work with MSD students. and unfortunately I am that kind of person!!!!

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sometimes i literally sit here and think to myself...... my name is GRACE?????? MY name is Grace.......... like.. me of all people. what the fuck

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having a clit is dope tbh

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at least two (2) of my coworkers regularly call me Gracie and I don't have the heart to tell them not to FUCKING do that

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@JoshuaOgundu yikes

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when we DID charge to open a library card I think it cost like, A dollar

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a lady came in today and asked to sign up for a library card and she said "what's the charge? $20?" I was like 🗣NO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nothing releases the endorphins in my brain like telling people whatever service they're using at the library is free

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I'm literally so fucking angry that these shoes are worth every penny I paid for them

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just purchased my first pair of Hokas so I'm really committing to this teacher thingie

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" 👀 ..... You Do NOT Need To Be On The Kitchen Counter. "

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practicing my teacher voice on my cats

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@littleoldmead fine