madi 🦇

(she/they) - 23 - stay at home milf - proud misandrist

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

The Woah Vicky account was sold early 2023 to a private equity firm owned by Peter Thiel

[shiloh. 🕊 @boneIemonade]

my uni's satire newspaper 😭😭 BRO

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

When the grocery total isn’t looking too bad and you realize they haven’t yet scanned The Item

[mal Ი𐑼 @_malhare]

He's adorable

[よい @phoenix_houri]

今これ

[Charlie Santana @SANTANABURNER7]

Lindsay Clancy into Cornell 7 straight into national boyfriend day is like the 9/11 for looking at instagram stories

[argyle shady facts ☕️🥞 playing p4g! @argyIethinker]

mum asked if i was done preparing the vegetables
i replied “noah schnapp”
she smiled
she knew they were washed and chopped

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports

[AGTG @BeenServin]

Every single commercial is for alcohol, glp-1, sports betting, or AI

[Raphy FARADAY 🩷 | @Raphynoir]

Johnny stronger than me cuz I would’ve unzipped gyro’s pants and showed his steel balls a real spin

[hollo @hollocee]

I'm gonna get a very large print of this and put it in my bathroom soon

[sarah @notjerk4kirk]

at last

the prophecy has been finally fulfilled

[jay @tensorfied_]

having any type of political discussion with peers ur age and realizing ur the smartest person on the table. but instead of satisfaction all u feel is dread and sheer disappointment cause when did humans become this fucking stupid

[Jin x Supreme ❤️‍🔥 @Jinsakuu]

So many great original movies out right now and people are rewatching Avengers 💀

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

god please let skyler gisondo get an oscar before timothee chalamet it would be so fucking funny

[jezz @JezziiB]

The last 24 hours of news as a woman:

- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.