When I meet people, I just think of myself as another human being, I don’t think about being a Buddhist, a Tibetan or the Dalai Lama, just a human being — I find it’s easier to make friends that way. And I find that a smile is a true expression of friendship.
Apparently asking my wife why she spilled baby formula all over the floor is holding her to "impossible standards".
I directly quoted her words.
Women are children. The end.
I want to be rich enough that when something breaks I immediately replace it instead of spending 90 minutes watching a man named RepairSteve77 explain a workaround involving electrical tape