Joe

[Joe @knobbejoe]

@zachlanebryan Hey vocal levels are not good at T-Mobile in Kansas City can't hear any lyrics might want to check it out before Zach gets on stage

[John Breech @johnbreech]

E's definition of fun is definitely slightly different than mine. RT @alucci this is in no way a FUN fact

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

VIDEO: Routine baseball play turns awesome thanks to some crazy bounces http://t.co/4llLWOS9EA

[Joe @knobbejoe]

@wilkins40 Arrows aren't meant to stay in the quiver.

[Minor League Baseball @MiLB]

Kolten Wong (@KoltenWong) says that the @Cardinals are so stacked with players that they're the "new Yankees." More: http://t.co/oxRuGxCx0A

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Yee-haw is the original YOLO. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ran outside and put a shotgun blast in my terrorist decoy. Gave it a sweet teabaggin' and said, "How's freedom taste, terror scum? Merica."

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Tim Hudson once filled Adam LaRoche's glove with human shit: http://t.co/HlcOBGGMXl

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you think that’s bad, you should see how Michael Douglas got eczema.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

I'm gonna pop my clutch, only got $20 in my gas tank. Bald eagles soarin', radio is blastin'. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Merica.

[Joe @knobbejoe]

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