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☆*:.｡♡•.｡.:*☆• She/her ♡ 26 ♡

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

heh that’s nothing for a guy like me

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

can the dentist tell how many times i’ve put a gun in my mouth

[Jordan Kunni @JordanKonek]

Happy Birthday to my grandmother, we are blessed to celebrate her 95th birthday today. That is a photo of her when she was 17 walking into her dad’s igloo.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I deserve a 3 day bender #TreatYourself

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

[Mariah 💎 @0xVestica]

Playground

[Elisa! (bug) @elisun_]

Men who use korean skin care are like women who know pop smoke lyrics. Who the fuck taught you that

[𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦 𐕣 @CL0WNBL00D]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

I suck at going to kids parties. 5 mins in I'm like where can I Smoke this blunt. Fuck these kids.

[Little Carmine @BrainlessThe2nd]

You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator!

[zombie @marsfairyy]

gonna eat 7 edibles and telepathically apologize to everyone in My mind

[: @sn0oozey]

Girls find me offputting. Guys find me confusing and strange. Children stare at me. My cat hits me everyday.

[the circus @LovelyFilters]

my only goal for tomorrow is to think more beautiful thoughts than i did today