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@_JAEDA__ Cat, “I’ll allow it”

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Furiously liking every cat pic to reset my algorithm

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@wartirnes Beat name?

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I can’t lie I felt bad for the cyclops

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If you have Peace & Love and CoExist stickers on your car, but you don’t use your blinker, you’re still an asshole

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I had explosive diarrhea before it was trendy

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They created Meta Glasses and the only people using them are the creepy rizz dorks

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I really need a Mountain Mama

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@GustBrian Miss Dugan definitely bangs more than one of her students in a supermarket parking lot

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If you’re gonna jaywalk can you at least hustle?

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@Pirat_Nation He plays the little mouth that comes out of the alien’s bigger mouth

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@Jeff133897 @libsoftiktok That is actually not a question

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@backndfendi Those veneers are diabolical

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@TotallyImro45 @TokyoSilk2 Bitch said Infinity Whore like a Bop Thanos

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@XFightHub They pulled that Volvo up out of hyperspace

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@timecaptales This one hit hard

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@SNFonNBC This is the type of painting Jeffrey Epstein would have paid millions for

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@shellshockkk His war is against diabetes

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@lowcortisol What’s her name so I can follow her weight loss journey?