bleach brain

non practicing bisexual

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Impeach and convict.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump: "Almost anything my kids do -- if they buy a truck -- they have inside information"

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

Pull the lever Kronk lol

[garçon @boymolish]

I bet if the theme was all black they would all come in white lol

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

LMFAOOOOOO SAM SMITH GO BACK HOME

[shrek is love, mugler is life❤️‍🔥 @itsbleekerxox]

HELLO? Emma Chamberlain's Mugler dress also has a short sister!

[bleach brain @knockoffphoebe]

Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

GOLD PROSTHETIC LEGS? SHE FCKING TOREEE OMFG😭😭😭

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

do yall even like women

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[bleach brain @knockoffphoebe]

WHAT IN THE WWE IS HAPPENING #TysonPaul

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person.

Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.