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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steve Wright

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@twisteddoodles "Today it'll be fierce mild."

Dylan Moran.

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@Israel000712466 Flann O'Brien

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@VoiceOfReasonxx @Enezator Yes

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@just_Korede Why does the simple plot from a 3rd grade film have to be explained?

FFS

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@fesshole Yeah

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War

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@patrick_he76016 @RAF_Luton And like the tweet, they go over your head.

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@vipintukur Fake

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@Noirchick1

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@SixNationsRugby Best of luck

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Well if Dave says it's OK....

[terry christian @terrychristian]

Dave down the pub near me who admitted he knows nothing about science, ecology , biology chemistry , physics etc said Climate Change is a hoax .

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@garyowencomedy What an assignment

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I am asking everyone in the US to please watch and share this until US mainstream media is forced to talk about it. If I didn't check Ireland media myself, I may have never heard about it.

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@fesshole There's a great doctor in a small village in Buckinghamshire.

Chalfont.....something

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Just caught the ISS flying over

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@fesshole

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@AstroAnnimal Incredible images. Breath-taking

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@Betracingnation @DeborahMeaden Battered eyelids.....

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@PCPCoffee The bloke off Derek.

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@fesshole "For the purposes of the tape, PC Upside-down has joined us."

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@ericadotmack @Th3_Black_Azula Ron Swanson?