Anthony Baker (tb@13)

I am a budding jokester

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@JulianLeeComedyMy mate Kelvin was telling me about a woman from Newcastle whose husband asked her, "Do you want a new car, pet?"

She got all excited... but when she got home, she'd only been bought a lovely piece of Axminster for the lounge. 😄

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@JulianLeeComedy One of my mates nobby is in the final of our local freshwater fishing 🎣 competition he was telling me the TENCHsion was unbearable

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@JulianLeeComedy I tried to make a joke about small mythical creatures making shoes but I had to elf it.

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@JulianLeeComedy I'm currently watching on YouTube the pun championship stuff you did from the lockdown. era it's is fuelling my fire to think up new stuff of my own so a big thank you to you & everyone that was on it much appreciated

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@JulianLeeComedy Can anyone remember that horse feed supplier in Berkshire?
Oat is reading

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@JulianLeeComedy

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@JulianLeeComedy I've just applied for a job as a tree surgeon. I hope I get it, touch wood.

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@JulianLeeComedy I love your wit I love one liners

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@JulianLeeComedy

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My mate was telling me the other day it's his & his sister's birthday on the same day, & their parents organised a joint do, so if you don't like meat, it's not for you.

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@JulianLeeComedy I remember the time my mate Kelvin and I went to a fancy dress party in Newcastle. It was a football-themed do, so we both went as one of their famous No. https://t.co/q4i9UDCn0Q was shear & shearer like.

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@Dadsaysjokes Lol

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@punsandoneliner Mums the word

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@JokesWithMark

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@JulianLeeComedy The latest book I'm reading is 'The History of antihistamines' by the geordie author Clara Tyne

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@RealTimVine have a great day