Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails”

I am a hamberder man

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

The Bat: “See how you like it fucker!”

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Behold the little known phenomenon in nature, worms turning en masse. Someone page Attenborough!

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Well I didn’t have “Self inflicted Saturday Night Massacre” on my Bingo card but here we are.

4D Chess indeed!

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Seems like there’s an 30+ year old elephant in the room

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

100 years eh? I guess we’ll start seeing #Trump2124 trending soon enough

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

BREAKING: Global pearl shortage announced due to excessive clutching by Trump supporters. May take years to replenish the stockpiles

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

https://t.co/3dR8XYP4hC

[محمد الكعبي @Qatari]

You come to our country and you know what makes us angry and you do it?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Thanks @elonmusk for removing all the ads on Twitter, the overall scrolling experience is exponentially improved!

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

HoW dId ThIs HApPeN https://t.co/4OkuOQt545

[Liz Peek @lizpeek]

What a freaking train wreck- the senate goes Dem & it's not clear @GOP will even win the House. Heads must roll - this is an horrific outcome given @JoeBiden's disastrous tenure in the WH. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Erection denier party of one your table is ready

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Either all the polls were wrong or election month is a problem.

Which one is it?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

One a noted election denier, the other a noted erection denier, what could go wrong?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

Wrong said Fred
I’m too stupid for my hat, said Fred

RIP Fred because Delta variant dgaf how irrelevent you are (or ever were for that matter)

[Right Said Fred @TheFreds]

I would like to thank everyone who is still wearing a mask.
It saves me a great deal of time.
Your mask tells me I don’t need to talk to you, know you, work with you, or try to understand your mumblings.
You are superfluous to requirements.
Many thanks XX

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

TFW when you share a brain with your twin and you’re only using 44% of it.

[Tyler Winklevoss @tyler]

56% of Bitcoin mining uses renewable energy according to the Bitcoin Mining Council. Stop the FUD. https://t.co/mrzDzJNPRm

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

@LelandYachtClub So your hamsters live a really long time but you go through cars like they’re made of cardboard is what I’m getting here…just kidding, Feliz Marridad!

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

@Sen_JoeManchin is fucking DINO. Why did you go into public service if you hate your constituents so much asshole?

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

An allegory
Lions=DOJ
Mom=Matt Garth
Calf=Tucker Carlson

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This calf was too young to realize what the lions were doing to its mom.

[Ron “I can’t believe it’s not butter emails” @knot4sharing]

I did naht-see that coming (fuck this guy)

[Peter Meijer @PeterMeijer]

Today I voted against making the District of Columbia the 51st state with the 101st and 102nd senators. Dems are pushing this now bc they are frustrated that they cannot pass partisan bills without dusting off an arcane parliamentary process called “compromise.” (1/2)