not carl

[not carl @knotcarl]

@TimCowlishaw What's your preferred alternative for sports analysis on TV? I'm desperate after ath ended

[not carl @knotcarl]

@imagesaicouldnt @grok @grok im baby

[not carl @knotcarl]

@imagesaicouldnt @grok is this true?

[not carl @knotcarl]

@FanaticsBook Calling Howie and giving it back to him

[not carl @knotcarl]

@pogo_central Do autocatchers pick up apples? Or just applins?

[not carl @knotcarl]

@pogo_central Am I famous now?

[Eagles on Real @BirdsOnReal]

Let's just run some clock here.

[not carl @knotcarl]

This aged like milk

[Analytics Capper @AnalyticsCapper]

Carson Wentz is arguably the greatest Thursday night quarterback in NFL history.

1443 YDs
15 TDs
2 INTs

6 games. 6-0.

[not carl @knotcarl]

The Dolphins interns typing this:

[Tua. T 🇦🇸 @Tua]

Appreciate all the support! 🙏🏾

[not carl @knotcarl]

@MNateShyamalan Mailwomen

[not carl @knotcarl]

What's next? More awesome shit that rules?

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Desperate polls call for desperate measures: Dems consider forgiving trillions in student loans. Other bribe suggestions: Forgive auto loans? Forgive credit card debt? Forgive mortgages? And put a wealth tax on the super-rich to pay for it all. What could possibly go wrong?

[not carl @knotcarl]

@MadiAlW13 This hooks up to your faucet. Worth every penny. https://t.co/GKZqft1DdM

[not carl @knotcarl]

@TheOnion @fivefourpod oof

[CPAC @CPAC]

Big Bird & Big Gov. Mandates?
NO 👏🏼 THANK 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼

[not carl @knotcarl]

Honestly this catch cancels out being named Keelan and now he's just an average man

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

KEELAN COLE HOLY SMOKES 🤯

BEST INCOMPLETION EVER?

(via @NFL)

[Brit Bennett @britrbennett]

Emotionally preparing for all the people who have only met me on Zoom to discover how short I actually am

[c. zant @maniadrone]

@StandWithUs his arch nemesis is a 7 year old with a rock.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Joe Biden is destroying America. https://t.co/0G1zpgS2ax

[not carl @knotcarl]

Me: (first time in a home depot): "hi yes I would like one wood please"

[piper @cbfplr]

how is this not satire?

[not carl @knotcarl]

Looks like we solved racism everyone

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Derek Chauvin found guilty on all three counts in the death of George Floyd. https://t.co/751SUaenzx