brent

I'm just your average kite-flying, office-wrangling, taco-eating, volun-teering BDSM bondage top who loves it on the bottom.

[brent @knottybrent]

I need a gluten free donut. I just ran 2.02 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/ezihBSUXFn #nikeplus

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Back in the gym! I just ran 2.01 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/3ZE90aDU4v #nikeplus

[brent @knottybrent]

New favorite legal word to say aloud: "summonses".

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I wrote our FileMaker Pro database/firm management system from scratch. So why can't I figure out how to transfer a call?! #fuckmeridian

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@sflthrs @psyfe that was an awesome article 👮🏻👓📰❤️‼️

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@sflthrs @psyfe I have GIF Keyboard for such emoji emergencies, it sends a pic but it's on demand. Doesn't work in Twitter tho 😞

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@sflthrs @psyfe a very sad state of affairs.

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@psyfe RIGHT?! they add 300 emojis and NO TACO.

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@aphyr @randommood technically you are flagging "heavy B&D bottom" #knowyourhankycode

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@aphyr have a safe trip and cause many brain cases to explode with your talk

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@aphyr was the lower case sir 8 times in one day me? Cuz if I remember "paying dearly for it" was super fun for us both!

[brent @knottybrent]

I just ran 1.01 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/B844Oo5bN2 #nikeplus

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OMG Aluminum water bottle is not a good proxy for a foam roller *ow ow ow too hard ow*

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This is @aphyr's dream bed and breakfast https://t.co/UbOTIGtThM

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This woman was tagging the B of A building as I was walking past. I reported to http://t.co/gxYSNvuC4B--shocked.

[brent @knottybrent]

Next evolution of humanity: freakishly long arms (like mine), eliminating the need for a selfie stick.

[brent @knottybrent]

I just ran 0.72 mi with Nike+. http://t.co/CZYk9yl0SW #nikeplus

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“@CuteEmergency: puppy powerlifting http://t.co/CteKemoync” @aphyr

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@psyfe AHHHHH SO JEALOUS