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Get Close n Know More. But,,, I'm Alwyz ME - KNOTTY. #JESUS #IJAW #MANUTD Civil Engineer #SouthernStoryEmpire

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Pastor @RickWarren, I suspect the Holy Ghost gave you this message for Nigeria https://t.co/spmSEE1SMA

[Samuel Eze @egoobara1]

If @renoomokri is our president we will not be in dis bad state of economy. His wisdom alone cn free us from shackles of ignorant leadership

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Haters, like ants, know what's sweet and what's not. If haters hate on you, its a sign that you have value and are sweet #RenosTuesdayNugget

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Fact of life: The highest goal scorer is the most tackled player & the highest achievers are the most criticized people #RenosTuesdayNugget

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

The allocation of capital projects mirrors PMB's electoral victory of 2015. Thank you @channelstv for this expose.

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

And if you ask for a response you get the typical knee jerk reaction-blame @GEJonathan!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

When the Naira hits ₦418 to a dollar and you don't know what to do, you start quoting the man who knows what to do!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Compare and contrast and you be the judge if you have a conscience!

[The Babs Ogundimu™ DMFR @BabsOgundimu]

@renoomokri #Smiles....
Only God knows if Billy Connolly was foreseeing Nigeria's future when he said "A change is as good as arrest".

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

The first headline is from the @MBuhari era. The second is from the @GEJonathan era. You can't argue with facts!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Nigerians, APC claims you vote power has improved. Is this true? Fave of power has improved, retweet if it is worse!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

One was used and promoted, the other was used and dumped. Can you spot the difference?

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Does anyone know Ibrahim? This is one of the most patriotic comments I have seen on social media in a while!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

This was done for the Governors Chief of Staff in the @APCNigeria state of Imo that can't pay civil servants salary.

[PSun @SOgidigbo]

Plus someone owns the company that manufactures it. https://t.co/yBAhjF1UOE

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Thank God, it seems @Asukwoeb has read my piece The #CartoonLovingPresident and acted on it!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

“In 2009, the richest Nigerian (Dangote) was 5th richest in Africa, but I handed over a Nigeria that produced the richest man in Africa"-GEJ

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

Soludo suddenly supports emergency powers for President @MBuhari 4 days after it was reported that FG will probe him? Interesting!

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

4.58 MILLION Nigerians became jobless under Buhari-NBS! Has NBS joined the wailers??? Is GEJ still clueless???